I hope Tarrlok only finds role players in his tracked tags.
I hope Tarrlok has to do his waiting. Twelve years of it. In Azkaban.
I hope Tarrlok starts to like a TV show so much and watches every episode and gets so invested in the characters and then it gets canceled.
I hope Tarrlok meets Inigo Montoya and prepares to die.
I hope Tarrlok gets locked away in a tower and his true love never comes to rescue him.
I hope Tarrlock gets a Nickelback song stuck in his head and can’t get it out.
I hope Tarrlok is forced to write in comic sans for the rest of his life.
I hope Tarrlok falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries.
I hope Tarrlok hits himself in the face with the ball while playing Paddle Ball.
I hope Tarrlok’s favorite YouTube video gets blocked in his country.