June 2012
45 posts
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I hope Tarrlok only finds role players in his tracked tags.
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I hope Tarrlok changes the channel on the radio because a song he hates starts playing, only to find the channel he switches to is playing the same song.
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I hope Tarrlok has to do his waiting. Twelve years of it. In Azkaban.
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I hope Tarrlok starts to like a TV show so much and watches every episode and gets so invested in the characters and then it gets canceled.
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I hope Tarrlok meets Inigo Montoya and prepares to die.
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I hope Tarrlok oversleeps and misses the new episode of his favorite show, since it airs at 11am.
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I hope Tarrlok stares at his final exam and doesn’t know anything on it.
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I hope the smut that Tarrlok spent days writing is purged from fanfiction.net.
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I hope Tarrlok’s favorite TV show goes on a nine month hiatus, is screwed over by the network it is distributed by, and has a terrible, whitewashed, and poorly-made live-adaptation of it made.
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I hope Tarrlok gets locked away in a tower and his true love never comes to rescue him.
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I hope Tarrlock gets a Nickelback song stuck in his head and can’t get it out.
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I hope Tarrlok is forced to write in comic sans for the rest of his life.
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I hope Tarrlok falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries.
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I hope Tarrlok hits himself in the face with the ball while playing Paddle Ball.
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I hope Tarrlok’s favorite YouTube video gets blocked in his country.
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I hope that someone gives Tarrlok up, lets Tarrlok down, and runs around and deserts him.
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I hope Tarrlok makes a text post with an embarrassingly bad typo and it gets reblogged before he can fix it.
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I hope Tarrlok’s favorite male character is played by Lucy Liu.
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I hope Tarrlok does not become the very best, like no one ever was.
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The submit box is back open!
I’ve added a couple of guidelines to it.
Remember, don’t make references to another series too vague or obscure. You may find you post about an anime that’s not too popular funny, but others who follow this blog may not.
Don’t make your posts too violent in nature, or potentially offensive in any way.
And no more posts about legos, please. It was funny the first time,...
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I hope Tarrlok is left out of his favorite blog’s Follow Friday.
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I hope Tarrlok runs 1,000 miles and doesn’t get to see his loved one tonight.
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I hope Tarrlok hits the daily post limit.
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I hope Tarrlok opens a box of Lucky Charms only to find that there are no marshmallows in it.
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I hope Tarrlok can only use Internet Explorer.
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i hope Tarrlok’s parents get killed by a Firebender.
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I hope Tarrlok’s OTP never becomes canon.
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Thanks so much for over 350 followers! I wasn’t expecting much, seeing as I just made this blog yesterday!
Thank you for all of the submissions, too! Unfortunately, I’ve had to turn off submit for a little while because of the number I’ve gotten. (And I’m sorry, but submissions about Tarrlok “stepping on legos” will not be put on the blog, to the many of you...
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I hope Tarrlok admits to his crush that he really likes them and he thinks they were meant for each other but gets shot down.
meggannn:
I hope Tarrlok is in #1 in the race while playing Mario Kart with his friends but then he realizes he’s been looking at the wrong screen
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i hope all of Tarrlok’s bacon burns.
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Anonymous asked: There are no words to describe how much I love this blog.
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New idea for Korra merchandice
saintbennithy:
Tarrlok Punching Bag
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i hope Tarrlok is exiled by his father and forced to capture the Avatar to regain his honor.
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Anonymous asked: uhh aren't you copying ihopetarrlok?
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I hope all of Tarrlok’s horcruxes get destroyed by the boy who lived.
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i hope Tarrlok is killed in a phone booth by Envy while trying to call his commanding officer.
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I hope Tarrlock gets hit by Thor’s hammer.
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i hope every episode of Tarrlok’s favorite show is a doozy.
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sexaang-deactivated20120610 asked: yup. yup. best blog on tumblr eveer
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I hope Tarrlok tries to knife Firo but gets punched in the face instead.
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i hope Tarrlok runs into Asami’s glove.
i hope Tarrlok runs into Asami’s glove ten times.
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i hope Tarrlok never finds out what happened to Zuko’s mom.
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i hope Tarrlok is forced to perform a human transmutation and is blinded forever because no one wants to waste a Philosopher’s Stone on him to fix his eyesight.
