I hope Tarrlok only finds role players in his tracked tags.
I hope Tarrlok changes the channel on the radio because a song he hates starts playing, only to find the channel he switches to is playing the same song.
I hope Tarrlok has to do his waiting. Twelve years of it. In Azkaban.
I hope Tarrlok starts to like a TV show so much and watches every episode and gets so invested in the characters and then it gets canceled.
I hope Tarrlok meets Inigo Montoya and prepares to die.
I hope Tarrlok oversleeps and misses the new episode of his favorite show, since it airs at 11am.
I hope Tarrlok stares at his final exam and doesn’t know anything on it.
I hope the smut that Tarrlok spent days writing is purged from fanfiction.net.
I hope Tarrlok’s favorite TV show goes on a nine month hiatus, is screwed over by the network it is distributed by, and has a terrible, whitewashed, and poorly-made live-adaptation of it made.
I hope Tarrlok gets locked away in a tower and his true love never comes to rescue him.